Blast Them With Marshmallows!

The season finale of Entourage earlier this month had Ari Gold going around his old office and annihilating everyone with a paintball gun. Ari is pretty badass, but no matter how cool it may sound, I doubt I’d be able to have a paintball war at my work. In comes the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster exclusively sold at Neiman Marcus. Light-weight, single shot, pump-action and you can blast your subordinates from 40 feet away. Do I see carbon-fiber?








